надо же, англоязычная версия

Alex: hi
Chu: hi
Alex: name?
Chu: Chu wu at your service
Alex: Alexander Goldberg
Chu: whats up?
Alex: you know, i never forgave you koreans for attacking pearl harbor
Chu: uh… im Chinese and that was the japanese who attacked it
Alex: Chinese, Japanese, korean… whats the difference…
Chu:…
Chu: You Serious?
Alex: Yeah
Chu:…
Chu: you know, i never forgave you jews for sinking the Titanic
Alex: That was an Iceberg…
Chu: Goldberg, Greenberg, iceberg… Whats the difference.